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Squirt The Realistic



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7 x 2 inches realistic cock that ejaculates with movable balls and suction cup.Inside the box, you may get a recommendation for a Cum Recipe that says, 1 Quarter cup of sweet condensed milk, 1 egg white, and add sugar until you reach desired thickness. A customer emailed us the following info about that: sugar in vaginas lends to instant yeast infections, and it can't be that great of an idea to load one's ass up with it either. A preferred substance would be plain yogurt. The PH balance more closely resembles that inside the body. Add water to reach desired thickness.

Part Number:  

DJ027400

Category:  

Dildos and Dongs, Other Dildos

Price:  

$52.95

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Squirt The Realistic - DJ027400

 


Reviews:

It works great. I always wanted to feel a huge cock cum in my face. This gives me that with out any hassle. Also great for anal.

Wish it could be cheaper. But if you like giving headit is great cause you can regulate swallowing the fake cumyogurt is the closest thing to it. however I prefer the real stuff. Also having cum shoot all over youit is great. Just wish it vibrated with heavier viensmaking it more realistic. Makes me want to go get my out of drawer right now.Over Joyed

I loved it I usually suction it to the table and bounce up and down on it in my pussy then at the same time i like to give head to somebody and then have them both cumm at the same time but real cumm tastes much much better. It feels weird when I make it cumm in my ass but it still feels good i think i made to much cumm for it to have it squirt in my asshole it was kinda messy.slippery puss

mmm i loved this toy a lot i love to fuck my hot pussy with it every nightjesscica

I ordered one for my wife.. She loves it.. Then she decided to do me with it ! Wow.. With her deepthroating me Mmmmm Just as I cummmmm she fills my ass with the hot ^pseudo-cum^.. What a fucking mind blowing orgasm Mmmmmmmmm Our compliments !!!!!!!!!Micah

love it anally......... great feeling. worth the moneyjmm

This is terrific - great looksgreat feeling up the assand nice to wank when lubed! Could be another inch longer (even 'tho I'm not able to take all that much up the asswhen you use the suction and sit on ityou don't always get it all the ay in). Love the balls! I don't mind the preparation time as it's a real turn-on - and yesthinnedwarm yoghurt is the best!Olly

While ordering this product I was a bit hesitant because I have been disappointed with a similar product from a different manufacturer. When my wife & I opened the package I new instantly that this toy was much different. Once I began playing with it I ^fell in love^ ... it is much better than I anticipated!!! I am amazed at it's overall lookfeeland squirting action. It truly is ^LIFELIKE^. I am looking forward to many many nights (& days) of sexual enjoyment; both with my wife & by myself!!!!! ps ... one thing that should be added to the advertisement; ^fill your sink with ^hot^ waterplace the squirting realistic cock in the waterand let it sit for about 5 minutes. Remove it from the watermake sure it's not too hotthen have fun!!^ The heat adds to the realism.Very Happy!!

This cock is awesome!!! I have yet to find a cock that feels as good as this one does in my ass. I don't use the squiting featurein fact I took out the hose. I get such a sensation from the feel of this dildoI don't even know how to describe it other than unmatched by any other. I have a large collection of dildo's and this one is my favorite. I would recomend this one to every guy that loves anal sex!!!!Ray

WOW! I love this cock - the squirting is just like me! I love riding this and when I want him to cum - I just pumppumppump it up!!!! Get this one ladies - it's great for bj's and having your man watch - if you don't like the real cum - he'll loose his load for sure watching you devour this one! mmmmmmmmmm My favortie two spots is on the shower wall and on my kitchen chair....stays erect and never disappoints! The price is worth it - well worth it.Squritie

Great customer service; received product quickly and without any hassle. Very realistic looking and the movable balls are a great feature. Love servicing it and feeling it squirt warm cum (yogurt) down my throat. Also feels great up my ass! Although the cord could be longerwell worth the price.Deep Throat

Veryvery real. Fill with slightly warm yogurt (best results). It really feels like your are being filled with nice warm thick cum. Pump it so it runs out and down your ass crackto make it more real. Also great for sucking off and licking headdrives you wild. And if you want to be white washed ( no pun intended) then watch it ejaculate all over you. Want to get a real thrilldo it in front of a mirror. Fantastic feeling. Wish they had one that vibrated at the same time.Hotpot

Everyone else touched on the pros concerning this product except for the moving testicals. I am personally quite tiny and like to use this anally. So it is quite difficult to get all 7 inches inside me to feel the balls. When you do howeverthe feelings of the balls moving against your ass is fantastic to say the least.Kathryn Howden

I don't know how anyone fills this thing????I tried with warm water and it wasn't worth the trouble. I cut the hose thingy off though and once I got over my disappointment it became one of my favorites. Forget about filling it thoughJoan

This is an excellent product in most respectsand works as advertisedbut I believe that it is too large in diameterespecially for anal use. Its thickness ought to be reduced by about 35-40%(the length is fine) and if you will do this I think it will have widespread acceptance. I would certainly purchase another one.Eric Hemelgarb

This is the best cock I have ever had. Bigger and better than the real ones I've had. Worth every dime. Highly recommend it.kira

great squirting feature with warm yogurtbut too big for analchang

The ejaculating feature of this piece wasn't anything special. The bulb that holds the liquid is really smalland it is very difficult to attach it to the thin plastic tube (especially if you're using a thick liquid). FurthermoreI found that the suction cup felt like it would definitely come off under regular mounted usethough I never actually experienced this effect (and even if you doit comes with repair instructions). That being saidthis is a great non-vibrating dildo. When I first got itI was a little frightened by it (especially as I'm a guy). I had used a medium butt plug and a 1^ thick dildo beforebut this was a major step up. With a bit of patience and a lot of lubehoweverthis can fill a guy perfectly. I personally feel that this piece makes for a great intermediate-level dildo...just make sure that you really know what ^2 inch diameter^ means before getting it.Oscar Hoagland

I have to agree with the yogurt idea instead of sugar and eggwhite. That idea is distressing. The eggwhite mostly.. The toy is great and one can have the same feeling with just really warm water and it is a lot more enticing to use. It is more fun while being used as a blowing toy as the ejaculation experience is really felt that way and it gets those thoughts to flowing about the next encounter with the next squirt cumming forth from the one you are servicing. I have sold them to men and women who just enjoy the feeling of the making it squirt while they service it. Worth the moneybut needs better recipes for the load.B GUESS

The ejaculating feature is somewhat inconvenient. It requires a lot of preparation. Howeverthe dick is pretty realistic and is not simply paintedbut dyed so the color on the head and veins won't wear away like some others that Doc Johnson puts out. The balls look hugebut if worn in a harnessthey are ok. The suction cup is easily ripped outand the dick actually works better in a harness without it. All in allit's great for mebut it may not be great for everyone.AJ

Wow! This is a great productespecially for an FtM.RW

I was a little disappointed with the appearance of this product. It is advertised as ^realistic^ so I expected to get something that looks like it could be found in nature. I guess it could be considered realistic if you're Bozo the Clown. The shaft and balls are pale tan and the head is bright flourescent fuscia. Kind of like some of the font on this page. They must apply makeup to the dildo to take pictures for the advertisements to make it appear more natural. Maybe the person making this somewhere in China thinks that this is what big caucasian cocks look like. Maybe Doc Johnson's privates look this waybut I haven't been with anyone yet that has a dick that looks like a clown.Picky

I received my order in record time. I opened the box and was sooo excited. I got this item out and was SHOCKED at how big it is. It is like the size of my arm! Very realistic and feels great in my hand. The color was fine. Not like the clown description at all. If you can handle BIG meat you might like itbut I think this one is a quite too big for your average player. I think it will be fun to stick on the shower wall for a good squirtingbut not for internal pleasure. (Unless you like very large sizes.)Secret Anal Player

the ejaculation feature isn't that great. I could barely feel anything in my ass when it came. This dildo is a great inter-mediate dildo. The suction came right off but that's not too bad. It did fill me up nicely but I'm looking for a bigger dildo. I wanna eventually work up to BAM. My next dildo will be a sean michael's. I would recommend this for people who want it not too small but not too big.

great item - howeverboth the ^ejaculate^ recipes listed on the item page are problematic - the best and most realistic cum-substitute i've found is to mix a batch of simple baking soda and water - heat it in a small butter warmer until it starts to bubble - stir continuously till it thickens - remove immediately when consistency is where you like it - it thickens too fast add more water...a good start is about 1 heaping tablespoon with about a 1/3 cup of water -Mony

this is a good size for the anal use but way too short for the other. the tube and the pump is way too small it needs to be bigger and the tube needs to be longer.

GREAT IDEA BUT...IT NEEDS TO BE LONGER FOR ME. AT LEAST 12^.





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