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Since 2003
My Love Machine

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Return Policy

We value your business and understand that shopping online can make product selection more difficult. This is why we provide a vast pool of information on each product that we sell, from material name and texture to measurements and actual-size images. We encourage you to use this information when you make a purchase, as all sales are final.

You have 30 days from your order delivery date to report any defective items. Such items will be replaced.
You have 5 days from your order delivery date to report any clothing items that do not fit. Such items may be exchanged for a different size. A $5 restocking fee will apply.

  • We do not offer satisfaction returns.
  • All returns must be pre-authorized. Please obtain an RMA by contacting customer service.
  • Items must be returned in their original packaging.
  • Shipping charges will not be refunded on unclaimed/refused/undeliverable packages.

  • How to make a return

    Email Us and please include the following information:
     1. Your order number, name and email address.
     2. Products you wish to return and the reason for the return.

    When can I expect my credit and/or replacement?
    Please allow up to 5 business days from the date we receive your package for us to process your credit and/or replacement.


    For all XR Brand machines, (Made in China), there is a 30 day warranty against defects MyLoveMachine and an additional 11 months from the manufacturer, XR Brands (go to XR machines are: Axis, Caesar, Diva, Love Glider, Maestro, Orgasm Ball, Pnadoras, Pogo, Remote Control, Ride On, Robo Fuk, SexBox, Thrill Pillow, Thrustick, Versa, Balck Magic, Black Magic XL, Matrix, Probe, Stallion and Stockade.

    Sybian has a five-year limited warranty that covers the body and all working parts. The padded cover and vaginal inserts have a 180-day warranty against defects. This warranty does not cover physical damage. These machines are the Sybian and Venus 2000.

    KTM machines, 2 years on the motor, motion control, speed adjuster and power cord. 5 years on bearings, slides, tie rods and shafts. 10 years on frames. KTM machines are the Blue Cock, Portable Cock, Tricky Dicky, Tricky Dicky Pro.

    All other toys (non machine) are not returnable unless received broken. You have up to 48 hours after receipt to notify us.

    Privacy Policy

    Ordering information privacy policy

  • We at will like to assure you that any information given to us is very secure. All information at that point is only shown to our administrators who then use that information for ordering and verification purposes.
  • Any information given to us is never sold, traded, loaned or shared with any third parties besides the issuing bank of the credit card used to purchase for verification purposes only.
  • We use encryption software for all data put into our customers on our site. You must be aware that when you click on hyperlinks and/or banners of third party websites, you are governed under the privacy practices and policies of that website. Once in a foreign webpage, we are not liable for the actions of that party.
  • When placing an order with us your personal and financial information is encrypted on our website using the best encryption software SSL (secure socket layer) and you are on a secure site.
  • While we use SSL encryption to protect sensitive information online, we also do not keep personal information offline.
  • If you have any questions about the security at our Web site, you can contact us for further information.

    Discreet billing and shipping information

  • We ship our products in plain boxes or bubble pouches. The sender on the shipping label will be non-descript.
  • "PAYPAL*IDCO" or "IDCO" is what will appear on your credit card statement.

    Terms and conditions

    Please read the following terms and conditions of MyLoveMachine Online Service Agreement carefully. By accessing the information on our Web Site, you confirm that you understand, accept and agree to be bound by the terms and conditions of this Agreement. If you do not wish to accept these terms and conditions, you may not access MyLoveMachine site. All references to MyLoveMachine in this agreement shall include the web site, IDCO Inc and its directors, officers, employees, consultants, shareholders, agents and attorneys as applicable. Access to MyLoveMachine is restricted to the individuals 18 years of age and older.


    Inventory information

    We do not keep all merchandise in inventory, in our warehouses. We cannot guarantee that a product listed as "In Stock" will actually ship right away, as inventory can change significantly from day to day. In rare cases, a product may be in stock when you place your order, and sold out by the time your order is processed. If any selected merchandise is temporarily out of stock, your credit card will refunded the amount of the merchandise that is out-of-stock. Please note: All other items will be shipped.

    Back-orders (Out-Of-Stock Items)

    A refund for back-ordered items will be applied to your credit card within 1 business day. If payment was made by check or money order, you will be given a store credit. If you prefer a check refund, please contact us.

    Customs and Import Duties Information

    You may be subject to import duties and taxes, which are levied once the package reaches your country. Additional charges for customs clearance must be borne by you; MyLoveMachine has no control over these charges and cannot predict what they may be. Customs policies vary widely from country to country; you should contact your local customs office for further information. Additionally, you are considered the importer of record and must comply with all laws and regulations of the country in which you are receiving the products. It is your responsibility to know the laws of your country and community as they apply to adult products. We will not be held responsible nor will we issue credit for items seized by the customs service of any country.

    Customer Care

    MyLoveMachine will make every effort to respond to your customer queries, feedback and order information as quickly as possible. However, due to fluctuating order volume, there may be delays in our response time to your request. Please submit any requests by using the email forms located on our 'Contact Us' page, and throughout the site.


    Despite our best efforts, a small number of the items in our catalog may be mispriced. If the correct price of an item sold by MyLoveMachine is higher than our stated price, we will, at our discretion, either contact you for instructions before shipping or cancel your order and notify you of such cancellation.


    Information Collection and Use

    MyLoveMachine is the sole owner of the information collected on this site. We will not sell, share, or rent this information to others in ways different from what is disclosed in this statement. MyLoveMachine collects information from our users at several different points on our website.


    If a user chooses to register with our site, a user is required to give the following: a unique password, a unique user name and an optional email. This information is used to contact the user about the services on our site for which they have expressed interest.


    We request information from the user on our order form. Here, a user must provide contact information (like name and shipping address) and financial information (like credit card number and expiration date). This information is used for billing purposes and to fill customer's orders. If we have trouble processing an order, this contact information is used to get in touch with the user.


    A cookie is a piece of data stored on the user's hard drive containing information about the user. Once the user closes their browser, the cookie simply terminates. We do not use cookies on, however we can use them occasionally to collect demographic and technical information which is in no way linked to personal identifiable information.

    Log Files

    We use Log Files to identify IP addresses, browser type, domain name, date and time users have accessed The data is used to analyze trends, administer the site, track users' movements, and gather broad demographic information for aggregate use. IP addresses are not linked to personally identifiable information.


    We DO NOT share aggregated demographic information with anyone.

    Legal Disclaimer

    We may disclose personal information when required by law or in the good-faith belief that such action is necessary in order to conform to the edicts of the law or comply with a legal process served on our website.


    This website may contain links to other sites. Please be aware that MyLoveMachine is not responsible for the privacy practices of such other sites. We encourage our users to be aware when they leave our site and to read the privacy statements of each and every website that collects personally identifiable information. This privacy statement applies solely to information collected by this website.

    Contact Us

    We use email links located on the "Contact" page to allow you to contact us directly with any questions or comments you may have. We read every message sent in. We directly respond to messages related to customer orders. For all messages that do not relate to customer orders, we may file your comments to improve the site and program, or review and discard the information. Your personal information is not shared.


    This website takes every precaution to protect our users' information. When users submit sensitive information through the website, their information is protected both online and offline. Our staff will not disclose any customer information, names or purchasing information to anyone outside of MyLoveMachine and our credit card processor, unless required to do so by law. When our registration/order form asks users to enter sensitive information such as credit card number, that information is encrypted and is protected with the best encryption software in the industry -- SSL. While on a secure page, such as our order form, the lock icon on the bottom of web browsers such as Mozilla Firefox and Microsoft Internet Explorer becomes locked, as opposed to unlocked, or open, which is its designation when you are just "surfing." While we use SSL encryption to protect sensitive information online, we also do everything in our power to protect user information offline. All of our users' information, not just the sensitive information mentioned above, is restricted in our offices. Only employees who need the information to perform a specific job (for example, our billing clerk or a customer service representative) are granted access to personally identifiable information.

    Notification of Changes

    If we change our privacy policy, we will post those changes on our "Policy" page which can be accessed throughout the site, so our users are always aware of what information we collect, how we use it, and under what circumstances, if any, we disclose it. If at any point we decide to use personally identifiable information in a manner different from that stated at the time it was collected, we will notify users by email. Users will have a choice as to whether or not we use their information in this different manner. We will use information in accordance with the privacy policy under which the information was collected.

    Discreet Product Shipping and Customer Billing

    To further ensure your privacy, all of MyLoveMachine's products are delivered in plain boxes, with non-desript return address. Moreover, on your credit card balance statements, all charges to your account by MyLoveMachine are also listed as PAYPAL*IDCO or IDCO.



    All content included on this site, such as text, graphics, logos, button icons, images, audio clips, and software, is the property of MyLoveMachine or its content suppliers and protected by U.S. and international copyright laws. The compilation (meaning the collection, arrangement, and assembly) of all content on this site is the exclusive property of MyLoveMachine and protected by U.S. and international copyright laws. All software used on this site is the property of MyLoveMachine or its software suppliers and protected by U.S. and international copyright laws. The reproduction, modification, distribution, transmission, republication, display, or performance of the content on this site is strictly prohibited.

    Use of site

    You may use or download material displayed on this website for noncommercial, personal use only. You must retain all copyright and other proprietary notices displayed on the materials contained in the website. This website or any portion of this website may not be reproduced, duplicated, copied, sold, resold, or otherwise exploited for any commercial purpose without express written permission by MyLoveMachine. You may not use any "page-scrape," "grabber," "spider," "robot," "deep-link" or any other program, automatic device, algorithm or methodology which accomplishes the same things, in order to access, acquire, copy, or monitor any portion of this website. Any use of the website which results in the depletion of website infrastructural resources is prohibited. When you use the website for an authorized purpose, you should include all proprietary notices without changing or hiding them. MyLoveMachine and its affiliates reserve the right to refuse service, terminate accounts, and/or cancel orders at its discretion, including and without limitation, if MyLoveMachine believes that customer conduct violates applicable law or is harmful to the interests of MyLoveMachine and its affiliates. Please check these Terms from time to time, as MyLoveMachine may change the Terms without notice and such changes are effective as of the time of posting.

    18 U.S.C. 2257 Compliance Notice

    All models, actors, actresses and other persons that appear in any visual depiction of actual sexual conduct appearing or otherwise contained in "website") were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions. All other visual depictions displayed on this website are exempt from the provision of 18 U.S.C. 2257 and 28 C.F.R. 75 because any of said visual depictions which appear to be of sexually explicit conduct is merely simulated. With respect to all visual depictions displayed on this website, whether of actual sexual conduct, simulated sexual content or otherwise, all persons in said visual depictions were at least 18 years of age when said visual depictions were created. is not the primary producer (as that term is defined in 18 USC 2257 and 28 C.F.R. 75 or subsequent case law defining such) of any of the visual content contained in the Website. The original records required pursuant to 18 U.S.C. 2257 and 28 C.F.R. 75 for the materials contained in this website are kept by the Custodian of Records for each of the primary producers.

    18 years and older

    This website is intended solely for viewing by an adult audience. By continuing to view any material contained within this website, you are stating and acknowledging that: You are an adult over the age of 18. You will not allow anyone under the legal age of 18 to have any access to materials contained within. You are voluntarily continuing to view this site and will be exposed to material of an adult nature. If you are not comfortable with this, please close this page.

    Reviews, comments, stories

    MyLoveMachine may enable its users to post reviews, comments, stories and other content to the site. By posting reviews, comments, stories or other content to the site, you grant MyLoveMachine and its affiliates a non-exclusive, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable and fully sub-licensable right to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivatives works from, distribute and display such reviews, comments, stories or other content throughout the world using any media. By submitting your name with any review, comment, story or other content to MyLoveMachine, you expressly state that you grant MyLoveMachine and its affiliates and sub-licensees the right to use the name that you have submitted. You further state and warrant that your posting of reviews, comments, stories and other content to MyLoveMachine site as well as any future usage, reproduction, modification, adaptation, publishing, translation, creation derivatives works from, distributing and displaying will not infringe upon or violate the rights of any third parties. You further state and warrant that the holder of any rights, including, but not limited to, moral rights to such content, has completely and effectively waived all such rights and validly and irrevocably granted you the authority to grant the license as described above. You also permit any subscriber to access, display, view, store and reproduce such content for personal use. Subject to the foregoing, the owner of such content placed on MyLoveMachine site retains any and all rights that may exist in such content.

    Risk of loss

    All items purchased at MyLoveMachine are being shipped in accordance with a carrier's shipping contract. This means that the risk of loss and the title to such items is going to be passed to a purchaser upon our delivery to a carrier.


    This site is provided by MyLoveMachine on an "as is" basis. MyLoveMachine makes no representations or warranties of any kind, express or implied, as to the operation of the site or the information, content, materials, or products included on this site. To the full extent permissible by applicable law, MyLoveMachine disclaims all warranties, express or implied, including, but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose. MyLoveMachine will not be liable for any damages of any kind arising from the use of this site, including, but not limited to direct, indirect, incidental, punitive, and consequential damages. You may view or use MyLoveMachine subject to the terms and conditions of this Agreement. You may download or print a copy of any information provided by MyLoveMachine for your personal use only. Any other use in framing, downloading, or printing a copy of any information provided by MyLoveMachine is expressly prohibited unless prior written consent is specifically provided by the holder of the copyright of the information and by MyLoveMachine. MyLoveMachine does not guarantee or warrant that MyLoveMachine is free of viruses or other code containing destructive properties. You are responsible for implementing reasonable measures to prevent the loss of code or data belonging to you. MyLoveMachine does not assume any responsibility for your use of MyLoveMachine. The information contained in MyLoveMachine may change rapidly. The information contained in MyLoveMachine may be out of date, and may contain incorrect or incomplete information, or typographical errors. MyLoveMachine does not make any expressed or implied warranties, representations, or endorsements, including any warranties of title or noninfringement of third parties' rights, or implied warranties, of warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose with regard to any information or merchandise provided by or through MyLoveMachine, except as otherwise specified by MyLoveMachine. MyLoveMachine does not warrant the accuracy, timeliness or usefulness of any information or merchandise provided by or through MyLoveMachine. MyLoveMachine is not liable to anyone for any act or omission taken in reliance upon any information provided by MyLoveMachine. You agree to fully defend and indemnify MyLoveMachine from any legal action arising out of your illegal uses of MyLoveMachine and/or its products or services. MyLoveMachine may contain links to websites operated by other parties. Other websites may provide a hypertext link to MyLoveMachine. MyLoveMachine is not responsible for the content or performance of those websites. MyLoveMachine does not operate or control those websites, and does not endorse or warrant any information, products or services provided through those websites.

    Registration and Password

    You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your information and password. You shall be responsible for all uses of your registration, whether or not authorized by you. You agree to immediately notify MyLoveMachine of any unauthorized use of your registration or password.

  • We sell to U.S.A. We sell to Canada
    We ship to the following COUNTRIES:
    U.S., Canada & Puerto Rico

    15% Off Sale
    On Orders Over $75
    Enter "promo15" at Checkout

    What does this mean?
    (Made in the USA)
    (Made in the UK)
    All Others
    (Made in China)

    Satisfied Customers
    Here is why:
      • Fast Shipping
      • Superior Products
      • Guaranteed Service
      • Hacker Safe Shopping Cart
      • Online Since 2004
      • Discreet Billing & Shipping
      • Low Everyday Prices

    We Accept:
    we accept VISA we accept MasterCard
    we accept Discover Card we accept American Express

    Discrete Charge:
    Name on your credit card statement will be:
    "IDCO" or "IDCOSales"

    Discrete Shipping:
    Nothing on the package, including return label, hints of the type of contents.
    ups, usps, fedex shipping
    discreet shipping

    All models are 18 years old or older.  (18 U.S.C. Section 2257 Compliance Notice)
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    This Page was updated on 11/17/2017

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